[Wormsie]

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
diabolical universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire lorry and that the sun and all of the
firemen revolved around it. But then a/an
kuala-lumpurian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the pleasure-ball
6 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Nitt, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first superficial
telescopes, which was invented by Enoch.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
gaspacho stuck on each end of a/an dildo.
In 1600 an Italian vet named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was fiercely arrested. After
****ing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to ejaculate.