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Old 08-11-2005, 03:46 AM   #10
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Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
phinally universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire static and that the sun and all of the
Icy Whites Soljas revolved around it. But then a/an
Ethiopian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the Bald headed hoes?
2004.5 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Uematsu, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first phamous
telescopes, which was invented by Ricky.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
acid stuck on each end of a/an smoke.
In 1600 an Italian orthodontic policeman named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's big-ass theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was goodly arrested. After
gettin' for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to run.