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Old 08-11-2005, 12:09 AM   #7
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Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer arrest warrant for Fairygdmther. When you get there, you can rent a sterling silver tampon case with Hammerite's name etched on it and go for a swim. And there are lots of bloated things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an pair of Scottsie's $500 Manolo Blahnik high heel pumps with mustard, relish, and prize winning booger collection of SamNMax on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of Cryo adventure game with a nice Worm-handled slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold pus.

When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your rejection letter from Studflix Adult Film Studios for Eltsie. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little rhinestone encrusted black leather whip, that you drive and run into other Mira's kneecaps, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big $5 bargain bin at CompUSA and try to grab the gold barf bag recently used by Jaz as you ride past.
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