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Old 08-10-2005, 11:11 PM   #4
Intrepid Homoludens
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Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the tempsie's private pr0n stash
To get her swollen Wormsie's tongue a bone.
When she got there, the nymphomaniac was titillating
And so her goosed dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the moldy lingonberry jam
to fetch a/an squaresie's lace panties of water.
Jack fell down and broke his fov's ***** stash,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her three-headed monkey.
And when she was smeared, she was very, very point-&-clicked,
And when she was bad, she was traumatized.

There was a samsie stained woman
who licked in a shoe.
She had so many Kingz's pigeon pr0n magazines
She didn't know what to do.
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