Mine turned out to be.. surprisingly similar...
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
sexy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire boob and that the sun and all of the
guys revolved around it. But then a/an
scandinavian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the Shittown
89 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Smith, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first dull
telescopes, which was invented by Helge.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
French fries stuck on each end of a/an apple.
In 1600 an Italian drinker named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amazingly theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was shockingly arrested. After
bowling for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to jump.
