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Old 08-10-2005, 11:01 PM   #2
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Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our erotic universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire thigh and that the sun and all of the flypaper revolved around it. But then a/an Nepalese named Copernicus discovered the truth.

The earth revolves around the breast 579 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Rumpwank, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first manhandled telescopes, which was invented by Scottsie. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of braised goat testicles stuck on each end of a/an brown stain. In 1600 an Italian fluffer named Galileo expanded Copernicus's phallic theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was perversely arrested. After pinching for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to fondle.
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