This is me on a bad day
Sorry - only joking - that's Johnny Depp
I really look loke this
Shit! that's my avatar
This one really is me - unfortunately it's not a front view. I hate having pictures of myself taken as I'm really not very photogenic, so I thought I would treat you all to a picture of me about to expose my rear end in public - I feel I must add that I was very very drunk at the time