I was 16.
In the Army.
On weekend leave in Wigan with a mate.
Met some "girl".
Got pished.
Managed to have sex with her in a single sleeping bag, after struggling to put on a condom (in the sleeping bag).
Started to throw up to the left of her head cos I couls not hold me drink at that age.
"Urgh, hes throwing up" was all I heard. This was during "doing it".
Carried on and even got a bl*&job afterwards!!!!!
Seriously painful pubic bone in the morning
AMEN.
