You lot are all colourblind; it's quite clearly black
And how DO you know it's green? And why is it called green? Who thought of the names for the colours and why is it that every colour name matches the colour just fine? For example: Blue does not look right if you call it Orange. I am now rambling, please hit me over the head with an over-sized wooden spoon
"What........is your favourite colour"?
"Blue.....................no...........yellow..... .....ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE"