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Old 03-04-2005, 01:35 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Terabin
How does one kill a wolpertinger?

To kill a Wolpertinger, you must either be brave, or foolish.


Of course, you first have to catch one.

The best method is to take a bag made from natural materials, and a candlestick and candle. Place the sack so that it stays open somewhere in an area where there are Wolpertingers. Put the candle in the Candlestick, and put it in front of the bag, or inside(this takes practice and should only be done by people with experience) it. Light the candle (this is dangerous if you put the candle inside the bag), and leave.

Now, if you are lucky, a Wolpertinger will be attracted by the light, and end up in the bag. Now you should return, and close the bag, while the Wolpertinger is still distracted by the candlelight. Conga Rats! You caught a Wolpertinger.


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