I look like a shaved, albino, lowland gorilla with T-rex arms and an overbite that would make a donkey wince. I don't think pink is going to help me...
In all seriousness, you don't need any fashion sense whatsoever to attract women. All you need is to be a performer. Having worked on a stage for quite some time, sometimes in front of several thousand people in a day, I can tell you that women will practically drop onto their backs with their legs in the air, just seeing you there.
Women were constantly giving me their phone numbers without so much as knowing my name. My personality, income, fashion sense, and everything else was completely irrelevant. I wouldn't even say that I was all that attractive. Probably average, but with a nice ass. (My most complimented body part)
If you truly want to swim in an ocean of poontang, get under the lights. Everything you have heard is absolutely true.
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