What?!
Tsk, tsk! You just wait until you fall in love, young man.
I haven't gone dancing since forever! There's this awesome spot in the Edgewater neighbourhood of Chicago, called
Big Chick's. IMO, among the best place to dance. It's primarily a gay bar, but the past few years have seen an increase in hip heterosexuals coming for its marvelous and inexpensive martinis, everyone's welcome. At midnight Michelle (the owner) gives out free shots to everyone (Apple Puckers, Blowjobs, or whatever her inclinations). Saturday nights are particularly excellent, with dance music ranging from Talking Heads to Kylie Minogue to a little techno to disco to indie, world music, and Kraftwerk....anything the DJ finds. And best of all, the crowd is goodlooking BUT friendly, no attitude. It's an incredible sweet time.